Laughter has a way of bringing people together, even when the joke is completely ridiculous. Sometimes, all it takes is a strange question and two equally silly choices to turn an ordinary conversation into a hilarious one.
That is exactly what makes this or that games so much fun. You never know what someone will choose or what explanation will follow!
These funny this or that questions are perfect for anyone who wants to add more laughter to conversations with friends, family members, coworkers, or a partner.
The rules are simple. Pick two options, choose your favorite, and explain your decision if you feel like it. There are no wrong answers, and the stranger your choice sounds, the better.
Imagine choosing between having spaghetti for hair and having marshmallows for fingers. Which one would you pick? What about talking like a cartoon character for a week or singing everything you say?
Questions like these encourage people to use their imagination, share unexpected answers, and laugh at the most unusual situations.
You can use these questions during a game night, at a birthday party, on a road trip, or while chatting in a group. They also work well as social media captions, icebreakers, and conversation starters when everyone needs something fun to talk about.
This collection includes general funny questions, along with separate lists for friends, kids, adults, couples, boyfriends, girlfriends, and workplace conversations.
Whether you prefer silly food choices, awkward situations, or ridiculous everyday problems, there is something here for every sense of humor.
Ready to find out who has the funniest answers? Choose a category, invite others to play, and see where the conversation takes you. Just be prepared for some very questionable decisions!
Funny This or That Questions
Start with these funny choices that work for almost any group. They mix everyday situations with ridiculous possibilities, making them perfect for parties, casual chats, and quick games.
- Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or marshmallows for fingers?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or hiccup bubbles?
- Would you rather talk like a robot or walk like a penguin?
- Would you rather wear your clothes backward or wear mismatched shoes every day?
- Would you rather have a talking dog or a singing cat?
- Would you rather eat pizza with a spoon or eat soup with a fork?
- Would you rather laugh every time someone says your name or dance whenever your phone rings?
- Would you rather have a tiny head or giant feet?
- Would you rather smell like onions or smell like cheese?
- Would you rather have a chicken as your personal assistant or a monkey as your driver?
- Would you rather speak in rhymes or sing every sentence?
- Would you rather have a permanent silly haircut or wear a ridiculous hat every day?
- Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with a clown or in a room with 100 squeaky toys?
- Would you rather have hiccups during every serious conversation or sneeze during every photo?
- Would you rather eat a burger with chocolate sauce or eat ice cream with ketchup?
- Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a donkey or a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet?
- Would you rather accidentally send a funny meme to your boss or send a voice note of yourself singing to your family group?
- Would you rather wear a dinosaur costume to a wedding or wear pajamas to a formal dinner?
- Would you rather have your alarm clock tell jokes or have your mirror give you silly compliments?
- Would you rather have a pet goat that follows you everywhere or a duck that quacks whenever you talk?
- Would you rather dance every time you hear music or freeze like a statue whenever someone claps?
- Would you rather have eyebrows that change color or hair that changes length every hour?
- Would you rather accidentally call your teacher Mom or call your boss Dad?
- Would you rather eat only triangle-shaped food or drink everything through a silly straw?
- Would you rather have a robot that makes bad jokes or a parrot that repeats your embarrassing stories?
- Would you rather have your life narrated by a sports commentator or by a dramatic movie trailer voice?
- Would you rather wear flippers instead of shoes or wear boxing gloves instead of regular gloves?
- Would you rather have a phone that only works when you sing or a computer that only works when you dance?
- Would you rather laugh at every joke, even bad ones, or tell jokes that nobody understands?
- Would you rather have a tiny elephant as a pet or a giant hamster as a roommate?
- Would you rather have your favorite song play whenever you enter a room or have a drumroll play whenever you sit down?
- Would you rather get stuck speaking in a baby voice or speaking in an old-fashioned accent?
- Would you rather have a personal chef who only cooks noodles or a personal driver who only drives in circles?
- Would you rather have your shoes squeak with every step or have your jacket make a fart sound whenever you move?
- Would you rather accidentally wave at a stranger who was waving at someone else or laugh at a joke you did not hear?
- Would you rather have a mustache made of cotton candy or a beard made of noodles?
- Would you rather wear a clown nose every Monday or giant sunglasses every Friday?
- Would you rather have a fridge that tells your secrets or a wardrobe that criticizes your outfits?
- Would you rather forget everyone’s name or accidentally call everyone by the same name?
- Would you rather have a dance battle with a toddler or a staring contest with a cat?
- Would you rather have a personal alarm that shouts your name or a doorbell that plays your embarrassing voice recordings?
- Would you rather get chased by a giant inflatable duck or followed by 50 tiny robots?
- Would you rather have to hop on one foot everywhere or walk backward for an entire day?
- Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a cartoon character or a laugh that sounds like a car engine?
- Would you rather accidentally wear two different outfits on each half of your body or wear a costume to the grocery store?
- Would you rather have a talking toothbrush or a singing showerhead?
- Would you rather have a pet that steals your snacks or a roommate who eats your leftovers?
- Would you rather get a haircut from a toddler or have a makeup artist who has never seen a face?
- Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to a joke or have it add a random animal emoji to every message?
- Would you rather be famous for tripping over nothing or famous for laughing at your own jokes?
Funny This or That Questions for Friends
Friends know how to turn even the smallest mistake into a running joke. Use these questions during a hangout, group chat, or sleepover to discover who would make the funniest choices.
- Would you rather let your best friend choose your outfit or choose your next haircut?
- Would you rather share your most embarrassing photo or share your worst dance video?
- Would you rather have your friends read your search history or your old text messages?
- Would you rather get lost with your funniest friend or travel with your most forgetful friend?
- Would you rather have a friend who steals your fries or a friend who always finishes your sentences?
- Would you rather accidentally send a gossip message to the person you are talking about or like their photo from five years ago?
- Would you rather have your best friend narrate your life or choose your social media captions?
- Would you rather be stuck on a road trip with someone who sings constantly or someone who tells the same joke all day?
- Would you rather lose a silly bet or let your friends choose your profile picture?
- Would you rather have a friend who is always late or one who arrives an hour early?
- Would you rather play a prank that fails or fall for the easiest prank ever?
- Would you rather swap wardrobes with your best friend or swap phones for an hour?
- Would you rather have your friends make a nickname for you or let them create a funny introduction for you?
- Would you rather laugh at the wrong moment or wave at someone who was not waving at you?
- Would you rather spend a day copying your friend’s expressions or have your friend copy everything you say?
Funny This or That Questions for Kids
These playful questions are suitable for children who enjoy silly ideas and imaginative games. Parents and teachers can use them to make family time, classroom breaks, and parties more entertaining.
- Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
- Would you rather eat broccoli-flavored ice cream or chocolate-flavored pizza?
- Would you rather have a nose that honks or ears that wiggle when you laugh?
- Would you rather slide down a rainbow or bounce on giant marshmallows?
- Would you rather wear a superhero cape every day or wear a pirate hat everywhere?
- Would you rather have a talking backpack or a school desk that dances?
- Would you rather have a monkey teacher or a penguin principal?
- Would you rather turn invisible when you sneeze or glow like a light bulb when you laugh?
- Would you rather ride a giant snail to school or fly there on a giant butterfly?
- Would you rather have noodles for shoelaces or pancakes for pockets?
- Would you rather have a teddy bear that tells jokes or a doll that sings opera?
- Would you rather brush your teeth with a giant toothbrush or use a tiny toothbrush all day?
- Would you rather have a bathtub full of jelly or a swimming pool full of popcorn?
- Would you rather have a robot that does your homework or a monkey that cleans your room?
- Would you rather have a birthday cake as big as a house or a candy jar that never gets empty?
Funny This or That Questions for Adults
Being an adult comes with bills, chores, meetings, and plenty of unexpected situations. These questions add a humorous twist to everyday responsibilities and are ideal for parties or casual conversations.
- Would you rather attend a meeting that never ends or spend an entire day answering emails?
- Would you rather have unlimited coffee but no internet or unlimited internet but no coffee?
- Would you rather do laundry every day or wash dishes after every meal?
- Would you rather accidentally send a work email to your family group or send a family message to your boss?
- Would you rather have a neighbor who sings loudly or a neighbor who drills walls every weekend?
- Would you rather forget your own birthday or forget your partner’s birthday?
- Would you rather have a fridge that orders groceries or a washing machine that folds clothes?
- Would you rather spend a week without your phone or a week without your favorite snacks?
- Would you rather have your alarm ring during a presentation or have your stomach growl during a silent meeting?
- Would you rather wear uncomfortable shoes for a day or sit on a squeaky chair for a week?
- Would you rather have a personal assistant who overshares or one who forgets everything?
- Would you rather clean the entire house or organize a messy garage?
- Would you rather have your boss read your diary or your parents read your work chats?
- Would you rather accidentally wave at a mannequin or thank an automatic door?
- Would you rather be known as the office comedian or the person who brings snacks to every gathering?
Funny This or That Questions for Couples
Couples can use these questions to laugh about their habits, daily routines, and little differences. Take turns answering, and try not to laugh when your partner chooses the more ridiculous option.
- Would you rather let your partner choose your clothes for a week or choose your meals for a week?
- Would you rather share a toothbrush by mistake or wear each other’s shoes all day?
- Would you rather have your partner steal all the blankets or steal all the snacks?
- Would you rather watch your partner attempt a dance challenge or sing karaoke in public?
- Would you rather have your partner narrate your morning routine or recreate your funniest facial expressions?
- Would you rather argue about what to eat or spend an hour choosing a movie?
- Would you rather have matching pajamas or matching ridiculous hats?
- Would you rather let your partner cut your hair or let them choose your next outfit?
- Would you rather have your partner take 100 selfies or take one blurry photo of every special occasion?
- Would you rather be stuck in a lift together or get lost in a shopping mall together?
- Would you rather have your partner imitate your laugh or copy your way of walking?
- Would you rather receive a terrible handmade gift or a fancy gift in the wrong size?
- Would you rather cook a meal together that turns out badly or order food that arrives completely cold?
- Would you rather have your partner tell your most embarrassing childhood story or show your funniest childhood photo?
- Would you rather compete in a silly dance contest or have a pillow fight in the living room?
Funny This or That Questions for Boyfriend
Want to tease your boyfriend in a playful way? These questions are great for dates, text conversations, and relaxed evenings when you both feel like having a laugh.
- Would you rather let me choose your haircut or choose your next pair of shoes?
- Would you rather wear matching outfits with me or let me dress you for a day?
- Would you rather lose a video game to me or lose a silly argument about pizza toppings?
- Would you rather sing a love song in public or dance with me in a crowded place?
- Would you rather let me read your old diary or see your childhood photos?
- Would you rather have me choose your phone wallpaper or your social media profile picture?
- Would you rather cook dinner for me and burn it or order food and forget the delivery address?
- Would you rather let me style your hair or paint one of your fingernails?
- Would you rather call me by a silly nickname in public or send me a funny voice note every morning?
- Would you rather lose a staring contest to me or laugh first during a serious conversation?
- Would you rather wear a silly costume on our date or let me pick your entire outfit?
- Would you rather have me imitate your laugh or copy your favorite dance move?
- Would you rather let me choose your next hobby or teach me your favorite video game?
- Would you rather take 50 selfies with me or let me take funny candid photos of you?
- Would you rather have a pillow fight with me or compete against me in a karaoke contest?
Funny This or That Questions for Girlfriend
These lighthearted questions can make your conversations with your girlfriend more playful. Use them on a date, during a phone call, or whenever you want to discover her funny side.
- Would you rather let me choose your hairstyle or pick your next outfit?
- Would you rather have me sing to you in public or dance with you in a supermarket?
- Would you rather wear matching pajamas with me or matching silly sunglasses?
- Would you rather let me choose your next dessert or your next movie?
- Would you rather have me imitate your laugh or copy your favorite expression?
- Would you rather go on a date dressed as pirates or dressed as superheroes?
- Would you rather let me take funny photos of you or make a silly video together?
- Would you rather lose a board game to me or lose a dance battle to me?
- Would you rather have me pick a funny nickname for you or create a silly song about you?
- Would you rather cook with me and make a mess or bake a cake that turns out lopsided?
- Would you rather let me choose your phone ringtone or your alarm sound?
- Would you rather have a pillow fight with me or compete in a tongue twister challenge?
- Would you rather watch me attempt makeup or let me try to style your hair?
- Would you rather have me tell your funniest childhood story or show your most awkward school photo?
- Would you rather exchange ridiculous gifts or create the funniest handmade cards for each other?
Funny Workplace This or That Questions
Work conversations do not always have to be serious. These workplace questions are suitable for team-building activities, office parties, and casual breaks, as long as everyone feels comfortable participating.
- Would you rather attend a meeting with no agenda or receive an email with 50 attachments?
- Would you rather work with a boss who tells bad jokes or a coworker who sings all day?
- Would you rather have your computer freeze during a presentation or have the projector stop working?
- Would you rather bring homemade snacks for everyone or organize a team lunch?
- Would you rather have a desk shaped like a giant donut or a chair that squeaks every time you move?
- Would you rather answer every email with a rhyme or start every meeting with a joke?
- Would you rather work in pajamas or wear formal clothes with ridiculous socks?
- Would you rather have a printer that talks or a photocopier that plays music?
- Would you rather accidentally send a funny meme to the entire office or leave your microphone on during a private conversation?
- Would you rather share an office with a chatterbox or someone who whistles constantly?
- Would you rather have unlimited snacks at work or unlimited coffee breaks?
- Would you rather give a presentation dressed as a clown or explain spreadsheets using only hand gestures?
- Would you rather have your calendar filled with meetings or your inbox filled with unread messages?
- Would you rather attend a team-building event involving karaoke or a competition involving silly costumes?
- Would you rather have a coworker who borrows your pens or one who takes the last biscuit every time?
Conclusion
Funny this or that questions make it easy to start conversations, share silly opinions, and enjoy a few laughs together. Use them with friends, family, partners, or coworkers whenever you need a fun activity. Pick your favorite questions, compare answers, and see who comes up with the funniest explanations. Let the laughter begin!
